The Yada Yada

“I notice she’s big on the phrase ‘yada yada’.”
“Is ‘yada yada’ bad?”
“No, yada yada’s good. She’s very succinct.”
“She is succinct.”
“It’s like you’re dating USA Today.”
– Jerry and George, talking about Marcy, in “The Yada Yada”
“I gotta get on that Internet. I’m late on everything.”
– Jerry, in “The Yada Yada”
“Are you close with your parents?”
“Well, they gave birth to me and… yada yada yada…”
“Yada what?”
“Yada… yada… yada…”
– Marcy and George, in “The Yada Yada”
“I gotta tell you, I am loving this yada yada thing. I can gloss over my whole life story.”
– George, in “The Yada Yada”
“Don’t you see what Whatley is after? Total joke-telling immunity! He’s already got the big two religions covered. If he ever gets Polish citizenship, there’ll be no stopping him.”
– Jerry, in “The Yada Yada”
“Listen to this. Marcy comes over and she tells me that her ex-boyfriend was over late last night and ‘yada yada yada I’m really tired today.’ You don’t think she’d yada yada sex?”
“I’ve yada yada’d sex.”
“Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.”
“But you yada yada’d over the best part.”
“No, I mentioned the bisque.”
– George, Elaine, and Jerry, in “The Yada Yada”
“I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he’s converted to Judaism purely for the jokes.”
“And this offends you as a Jewish person?”
“No, it offends me as a comedian.”
– Jerry and Father Curtis, in “The Yada Yada”
“You know the difference between a dentist and a sadist, don’t you? Newer magazines.”
– Jerry, in “The Yada Yada”
“You have no idea what my people have been through.”
“The Jews?”
“No, the dentists. Did you know we have the highest suicide rate of any profession?”
“Is that why it’s so hard to get an appointment?”
– Tim Whatley and Jerry, in “The Yada Yada”
“Kramer, he’s just a dentist.”
“Yeah, and you’re an anti-dentite.”
– Jerry and Kramer, in “The Yada Yada”
“Hi Mr. Abbott.”
“That’s Dr. Abbott, DDS. Tim Whatley was one of my students, and if this wasn’t my son’s wedding day I’d knock your teeth out, you anti-dentite bastard.”
– Jerry and Dr. Abbott, in “The Yada Yada”
“Hey, what do you call a doctor who failed out of med school?”
“A dentist.”
– Beth and Jerry, in “The Yada Yada”