Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE NON-FAT YOGURT"

"How could this not have any fat? It's too good!"

- George, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

 

"This is so *!@#$*! good!"

- Jerry, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

 

"Something wrong with your arm?"

"Uh yeah, actually, I bumped my elbow on a desk and injured something and now it sort of moves involuntarily."

- Lloyd Braun and George, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

 

"It's got a remarkable texture."

- Kramer, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

 

"What'sa matter?"

"I was having lunch and I bit down on the fork."

"Boy, it's hard to believe with so much biting experience a person could still make a mistake like that."

- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

 

"I did this thing on the Ottoman Empire. Like, what was this? A whole empire based on putting your feet up?"

- Jerry, after a good standup routine, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

 

"You don't eat Oreos? The way you break 'em open and.... It's like you're having sex with 'em."

- Kramer, to Elaine, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

 

"Maybe your yogurt isn't so non-fat."

"Oh, guess again, tubby."

- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

 

"Hey, I'll tell you what, chubbs, if that yogurt has fat in it, I will put myself on an all-yogurt diet for a week."

"Well, let's start the insanity."

"Mmmmmm.... giddyup!"

- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

 

"You discussed George with the Mayor of New York?!?"

- Frank, George's father, to Lloyd, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

 

"Well, I wouldn't hear of it. I said 'Nice try, Granny,' and I sent her to the back of the line."

- Newman, joking with fellow postal workers, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

 

"Hey! Another round of strawberry for me and my friends!"

- Newman, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

 

"Hey, fatso, I got a 90 in biology."

- Kramer, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

 

"Ooooo, test tubes. Cool...."

- Kramer, visiting the testing lab, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

 

"My whole life is a lie."

- George, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

 

"Yow!"

- Kramer, after wiggling his fingers over a bunsen burner, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

 

"You know what I would do if I was running for mayor? One of my campaign themes would be that everybody should wear nametags all the time to make the city friendlier."

- Elaine, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

 

"Well, the yogurt verdict is in.... FAT!"

- Jerry, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

 

"What makes you think that I have time to see doctors, take x-rays, make appointments, when there's absolutely nothing wrong with me? What kind of a person would do a thing like that?"

"I don't know what kind of person would do something like that. Obviously a very sick person, a very immature person, a person who has no regard for wasting other people's valuable time."

- George and a doctor, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

 

"I can't eat this!"

- Newman, after sampling the new, truly non-fat yogurt, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

 

"Thanks for ruining my daddy's business, you fat !@*#!"

- Matthew, to Jerry, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

 

 

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