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Seinfeld Quotes... |
"THE
WIZARD"
- "I've
been lying about my income for a few years. I figured I
could afford a fake house in the Hamptons."
- - George,
in "The Wizard"
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- "Boys,
I'm retiring."
- "From
what?"
- "From
the grind. I mean, who needs it? I've accomplished
everything I've set out to do."
- - Kramer
and Jerry, in "The Wizard"
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- "Kramer,
you can't live down here. This is where people come to
die."
- - Jerry,
discovering Kramer has moved to a retirement community in
Florida, in "The Wizard"
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- "You
feed him, he'll never leave."
- - Jerry,
about Kramer, in "The Wizard"
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- "So
Kramer's running for president of the condo?"
- "Yeah,
it's all my father's doing. He wants to install Kramer in
a puppet regime and then wield power from behind the
scenes."
- "Who are
they running against?"
- "Common
sense and a guy in a wheelchair."
- - Elaine
and Jerry, in "The Wizard"
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- "I'm
calling up the Rosses and inviting them out to my
non-existent place in the Hamptons. Then we'll see who
blinks first."
- "Haven't
you done enough to these people?"
- - George
and Elaine, in "The Wizard"
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- "And I
have horses too."
- "What
are their names?"
- "Snoopy
and Prickly Pete."
- - George
and Mr. Ross, in "The Wizard"
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- "How
could you spend $200 on a tip calculator?!"
- - Morty
Seinfeld, to Jerry, in "The Wizard"
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