Seinfeld Quotes...


"I'd rather be dating the blind. You know, you could let the house go. You could let yourself go. A good looking blind woman doesn't even know you're not good enough for her."
"I think she'd figure it out."
- George and Elaine, in "The Wink"
"Veggie sandwich and a grapefruit? What are you turning into?"
"A healthy person."
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Wink"
"I still can't believe you're going out on a blind date."
"I'm not worried. It sounds like he's really good looking."
"You're going by sound? What are we, whales?"
- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Wink"
"So, what you are saying is that ninety to ninety-five percent of the population is undateable?"
"Then how are all these people getting together?"
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Wink"
"Pulp can move, baby!"
- George, in "The Wink"
"Women don't respect salad eaters."
- Jerry, in "The Wink"
"We reversed positions so there was no funny business."
"Reversed positions?"
"Yeah, you know, head to toe."
"So what, your genitals are still lined up."
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Wink"
"So, is the chop the way you like it?"
"I usually like mine with an angioplasty."
- Holly and Jerry, in "The Wink"
"Do you always stuff meat in your pocket?"
"Uh, sometimes I use the sofa."
- Holly and Jerry, in "The Wink"
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