Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE WINK"

"I'd rather be dating the blind. You know, you could let the house go. You could let yourself go. A good looking blind woman doesn't even know you're not good enough for her."

"I think she'd figure it out."

- George and Elaine, in "The Wink"

 

"Veggie sandwich and a grapefruit? What are you turning into?"

"A healthy person."

- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Wink"

 

"I still can't believe you're going out on a blind date."

"I'm not worried. It sounds like he's really good looking."

"You're going by sound? What are we, whales?"

- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Wink"

 

"So, what you are saying is that ninety to ninety-five percent of the population is undateable?"

"Undateable!"

"Then how are all these people getting together?"

"Alcohol."

- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Wink"

 

"Pulp can move, baby!"

- George, in "The Wink"

 

"Women don't respect salad eaters."

- Jerry, in "The Wink"

 

"We reversed positions so there was no funny business."

"Reversed positions?"

"Yeah, you know, head to toe."

"So what, your genitals are still lined up."

- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Wink"

 

"So, is the chop the way you like it?"

"I usually like mine with an angioplasty."

- Holly and Jerry, in "The Wink"

 

"Do you always stuff meat in your pocket?"

"Uh, sometimes I use the sofa."

- Holly and Jerry, in "The Wink"

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