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Seinfeld Quotes... |
"THE
WIFE"
- "You've
got a lot to learn about pancakes."
- - Jerry,
in "The Wife"
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- "I'm
really enjoying this marriage thing. You think about each
other, you care about each other. It's wonderful. Plus, I
love saying 'my wife'. Once I started saying it, I
couldn't stop. 'My wife' this, 'My wife' that. It's an
amazing way to begin a sentence."
- - Jerry,
in "The Wife"
-
- "Hey
Elaine, what do you say, if neither of us is married in
ten years, we get hitched?"
- "Make it
fifty."
- "We're
engaged!"
- - Kramer
and Elaine, in "The Wife"
-
- "I don't
know why you're interested in this guy. He's a
jerk."
- "Because
he doesn't pay any attention to me, and he ignores
me."
- "Yeah,
so?"
- "I
respect that."
- - Jerry
and Elaine, in "The Wife"
-
- "You
went in the shower?"
- "Yeah,
so what? I'm not the only one!"
- "Do you
go in the shower?"
- "No,
never."
- "Do
you?"
- "I take
baths."
- - Elaine,
George, Jerry and Kramer, in "The Wife"
-
- "Why
couldn't you just wait?"
- "I was
there. I saw a drain."
- "Since
when is a drain a toilet?"
- "It's
all pipes. What's the difference?"
- "Different
pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix them
up!"
- "I'll
call a plumber right now!"
- - Elaine
and George, in "The Wife"
-
- "That's
how I maintain my glow."
- - Kramer,
explaining his visit to a tanning salon, in "The
Wife"
-
- "A guy
leaves a puddle of sweat, that's a signal?"
- "Yeah,
it's a social thing."
- "What if
he left you a used Kleenex? What's that, a
valentine?"
- - George
and Elaine, in "The Wife"
-
- "I guess
I just wasn't ready for the responsibilities of a
pretend-marriage."
- - Jerry,
in "The Wife"
