Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE WATCH"


"If you don't think she's beautiful, there's something wrong with you."
"She's pretty. She's not beautiful."
"I should drop dead if she's not beautiful."
"I think that's a little extreme."
- Helen Seinfeld and Jerry, about a waitress, in "The Watch"
 
"Why would I be insulted? I'm never insulted. You could call me baldy, dump soup on my head. Nothing insults me."
- George, in "The Watch"
 
"Have we been intimate?"
- Kramer, to Elaine, pretending to be her boyfriend, in "The Watch"
 
"You're a comedian, couldn't you come up with something?"
- Helen, to Jerry, in "The Watch"
 
"You don't understand. I can't allow my son to pay for me. Look, as soon as I get back to Florida, I promise you I'll mail you a check."
- Morty Seinfeld, in "The Watch"
 
"Don't tell me about business! I sold raincoats for thirty-five years!"
- Morty, in "The Watch"
 
"You have a decaf cappuccino?"
"I don't think we have that."
"Well, that's a little strange."
- Kramer and Dr. Reston, in "The Watch"
 
"You know why fish are so thin?"
"Why?"
"They eat fish."
- Jerry and Naomi, in "The Watch"
 
"Let me see if I understand this. In other words, you held out for... less money."
"I was wrong, you were right."
"You know, the basic idea of negotiation, as I understand it, is to get your price to go up."
"You're smart, I'm dumb."
"You know, this is how they negotiate in the bizarro world."
- Jerry and George, in "The Watch"
 
"How could anybody not like you?"
- Helen, to Jerry, in "The Watch"
 
 
 
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