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Seinfeld Quotes... |
"THE
VOICE"
- "Breaking
up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can't do it
in one push. You gotta rock it back and forth a few
times, and then it goes over."
- - Jerry,
in "The Voice"
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- "I come
up with these things, I know they're gold but nothing
happens. You know why?"
- "No
resources, no skill, no talent, no ability, no brains,
no..."
- "No, no
time! It's all these menial tasks. Laundry, grocery
shopping, coming in here and talking to you. You have any
idea how much time I waste in this apartment?"
- "I could
ballpark it."
- - Kramer
and Jerry, in "The Voice"
- "You
remember my corporation, Kramerica Industries?"
- "Alright."
- "Well,
apparently NYU is very enthusiastic about their students
getting some real world corporate experience."
- "But you
only provide fantasy world corporate experience."
- - Kramer
and Jerry, in "The Voice"
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- "I've
been reviewing Darren's internship journal. Doing
laundry, mending chicken wire, high tea with a Mr.
Newman?"
- "Well,
it all sounds pretty glamourous, but it's business as
usual at Kramerica."
- "Far as
I can tell, your entire enterprise is little more than a
solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not
contain a chicken."
- - Dean
Jones and Kramer, in "The Voice"
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- "You
know, Darren, if you had told me twenty-five years ago
that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the
world's energy problems, I would've said you were crazy.
Now let's push this giant ball of oil out this
window."
- - Kramer,
in "The Voice"
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