Seinfeld Quotes...


"I don't even pay taxes."
"Yeah, that's easy when you have no income."
- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Truth"
"That's karma."
"No, that's Kramer."
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Truth"
"It's the financial equivalent of a complete rectal examination."
- Jerry, talking about his upcoming audit, in "The Truth"
"My whole life has been a complete waste of time."
"And there's so much more to go."
- George and Jerry, in "The Truth"
"Kramer saw me naked."
"Well, you know, it was an accident."
"Who walks into a woman's bedroom without knocking? I want to know!"
"I thought it was the closet."
- Elaine and Kramer, in "The Truth"
"I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never a mental institution."
- George, in "The Truth"
"I should be in a place like this."
- George, visiting the mental institution, in "The Truth"
"I say stupid things all the time. I can't go two minutes without saying something stupid."
- George, in "The Truth"
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