Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE TRUTH"

"I don't even pay taxes."

"Yeah, that's easy when you have no income."

- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Truth"

 

"That's karma."

"No, that's Kramer."

- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Truth"

 

"It's the financial equivalent of a complete rectal examination."

- Jerry, talking about his upcoming audit, in "The Truth"

 

"My whole life has been a complete waste of time."

"And there's so much more to go."

- George and Jerry, in "The Truth"

 

"Kramer saw me naked."

"Well, you know, it was an accident."

"Who walks into a woman's bedroom without knocking? I want to know!"

"I thought it was the closet."

- Elaine and Kramer, in "The Truth"

 

"I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never a mental institution."

- George, in "The Truth"

 

"I should be in a place like this."

- George, visiting the mental institution, in "The Truth"

 

"I say stupid things all the time. I can't go two minutes without saying something stupid."

- George, in "The Truth"

 

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