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Seinfeld Quotes... |
"THE
TRIP"
- "My
personal acting technique is working with color.
Imagining, then finding the emotional vibrational mood
connected to the color. See, if you look through my
scripts, you see that all my lines have a special color.
So, I don't memorize language, I memorize colors. This
way I can go through red, yellow, green, blue, and you
have a full palette of emotions."
- - Kramer
gives a lecture, in "The Trip"
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- "I
happen to dress based on mood."
- "But you
essentially wear the same thing all the time."
- "Seemingly,
but within that basic framework there are many subtle
variations only discernible to an acute observer that
reflect the many moods, the many shades, the many sides
of George Costanza."
- "And
what mood is this?"
- "This is
morning mist."
- - George
and Jerry, in "The Trip"
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- "I've
always been a little nervous about these things. I'm
afraid I'm going to step through into another
dimension."
- - George,
before going through a metal detector, in "The
Trip"
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- "I must
have iron-rich blood."
- - Jerry,
after setting off the metal detector, in "The
Trip"
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- "I'm not
crazy. I may look weird, but I'm just like you... I'm
just a regular guy."
- - Kramer,
talking to Fred Savage, in "The Trip"
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- "Body
lotion! Jerry, body lotion!"
- - George,
excited about the hotel room, in "The Trip"
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- "That's
one tuck, one no-tuck."
- - George,
in "The Trip"
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- "I like
to be able to take the blankets and swish them and swirl
them."
- - George,
in "The Trip"
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- "He's a
very handsome man. Passionate, intense, but troubled,
strange. I think he may be in love with me. Of course,
there's nothing abnormal about that. I have many
suitors."
- - Elena,
the out-of-work-for-58-years actress, in "The
Trip"
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- "A
payphone in L.A. Look, it's a miracle."
- - George,
in "The Trip"
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- "I hate
asking for change. They always make a face. It's like
asking them to donate a kidney."
- - George,
in "The Trip"
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- "Hello,
911? How are ya?"
- - Jerry,
in "The Trip"
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- "Hey
officer! He's foolin' around back here!"
- - Jerry,
while he and George ride around in a "black &
white", in "The Trip"
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- "You
know what I've never understood? Why did they change the
siren noise? When I was a kid, it was always 'WAAAAAH
WAAAAAH' and now it's 'WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO'. Why'd they
do that? I mean, did they do some research? Did they find
out that WOO-WOO was a more effective siren than
WAAAH?"
- "Hey,
and what about those English sirens? 'EEE YAAAH, EEE
YAAAH, EEE YAAAH, EEE YAAAH'..."
- - George
and Jerry, in "The Trip"
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- "Hey,
how'd you know about the guy in the park?"
- - Kramer,
to the police detective, in "The Trip"
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- "I'm
doin' what I do, the way I've always done it, and the way
I'll always do it."
- - Kramer,
in "The Trip"
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- "If I
owned a company, my employees would love me. They'd have
huge pictures of me up on the walls and in their home,
like Lenin."
- - George,
in "The Trip"
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