Seinfeld Quotes...


"You know how the big toe is the captain of the toes, but sometimes the toe next to the big toe gets so big that there's a power struggle and the second toe assumes control of the foot."
"The coup de toe!"
- George and Jerry, in "The Tape"
"The Chinese have done it my friend, the Chinese have done it!"
- George, excited about a cure for baldness, in "The Tape"
"I wanna slide my tongue around you like a snake."
- Elaine, in "The Tape"
"Elaine, have you ever gone out with a bald man?"
"You know what that makes you? A baldist."
- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Tape"
"You stink!"
- Kramer to George, in "The Tape"
"How often do you cut your toenails?"
- Kramer, in "The Tape"
"I think I'll get going..."
"Stick around a while!"
"It's early!"
"We'll order in Chinese!"
- Elaine, George, Jerry and Kramer, after Elaine admits to being the sexy
voice on Jerry's tape, in "The Tape"


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