Seinfeld Quotes...


"You won't believe this, but as I'm leaving she calls me Susie."
"I don't see you as a Susie. Sharon, maybe."
"What am I, a bulimic, chain-smoking stenographer from Staten Island?"
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Susie"
"Wait 'til you see the dress that she's got. It's backless. I'm finally going to make a great entrance."
"Backless? You gonna back her in?"
- George and Elaine, in "The Susie"
"She wants to talk?"
"She doesn't want to talk, she needs to talk."
"Nobody needs to talk."
"Who would want to?"
- Jerry and George, in "The Susie"
"My whole life I have never made a great entrance."
"You've made some fine exits."
- George and Jerry, in "The Susie"
"Between you, me, and the lamppost... and the desk, Peggy says this Suse isn't much of a worker."
"It's Susie."
"Nevertheless Elaine, the House of Peterman is in disorder."
- Peterman and Elaine, in "The Susie"
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