Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE SUMMER OF GEORGE"

"Jerry, you got any Tums?"

"Stomach ache?"

"I drank too much water in the shower."

- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Summer of George"

 

"So, has the summer of George begun? Or are you still decomposing?"

"Decompressing."

- Jerry and George, in "The Summer of George"

"Can you believe she expected me to squire her around town while the dude sits at home in swaddling clothes?"

"Do they make swaddling clothes for adults?"

"It's like she's split the job of boyfriend into two jobs. Except the dude's playing the showroom and I'm stuck doing food and beverage."

- Jerry and George, in "The Summer of George"

 

"Listen to me. We're always sitting here. I'm always helping you with your girl problems, you're always helping me with my girl problems. Where do we end up?"

"Here."

"Exactly. Because neither one of us can handle a woman all by ourselves."

"I'm trying."

"I've tried. We don't have it. But maybe the two of us, working together, at full capacity, could do the job of one normal man."

"Then each of us would only have to be like a half-man. That sounds about right."

- George and Jerry, in "The Summer of George"

 

"What is so appealing to men about a catfight?"

"Because men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other, there's a chance they might somehow kiss."

- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Summer of George"

 

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