Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE STRONGBOX"

"You were in the Army?"

"Briefly."

- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Strongbox"

 

"Is he wretchedly poor? Does he wear one of those barrels with the straps?"

- Jerry, about Elaine's new boyfriend, in "The Strongbox"

 

"Apparently I was unable to break up beyond a reasonable doubt."

- George, having trouble ending a relationship, in "The Strongbox"

 

"We found out his super power was lack of money."

"Alright."

"He's invulnerable to creditors."

- Jerry and Elaine, about her boyfriend, in "The Strongbox"

 

"She's like a district attorney. If it's not the truth I'll break under the cross."

- George, about Maura, in "The Strongbox"

 

"You're the bearclaw in the garbage bag of my life."

- Glenn, dumpster diving with Elaine, in "The Strongbox"

 

"Man's Best Friend... Jerry, I want something like that on my tombstone."

- Kramer, reading stones in the pet cemetery, in "The Strongbox"

 

 

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