Seinfeld Quotes...


"You might not know it to look at me, but I can run really really fast."
- Jerry, in "The Strike"
"I got him Yankee tickets, he got me a piece of paper saying I've given your gift to someone else."
"To a children's charity."
"Don't you see how wrong that is? Where's your Christmas spirit!? An eye for an eye!"
- George and Jerry, in "The Strike"
"When George was growing up, his father hated all the commercial and religious aspects of Christmas, so he made up his own holiday."
"Oh... and another piece of the puzzle falls into place."
- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Strike"
"H&H wouldn't let us use their bathroom while we were picketing. It put a cramp in our solidarity."
- Kramer, in "The Strike"
"Why didn't you ever mention this?"
"Jerry, I didn't want you to know I was out of work. It's embarrassing."
- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Strike"
"So, attractive one day, not attractive the next."
"Have you come across this?"
"Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome. She's a two-face."
"Like the Batman villain?"
"If that helps you."
"So if I ask her out again, I don't know who's showing up -- the good, the bad, or the ugly."
- George and Jerry, in "The Strike"
"Happy Festivus, George!"
- Elaine, in "The Strike"
"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
"What happened to the doll?"
"It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born... A Festivus for the rest of us!"
- Frank Costanza and Kramer, in "The Strike"
"At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year."
"And is there a tree?"
"No. Instead, there's a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting."
"Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch."
- Frank and Kramer, in "The Strike"
"Yamahama, it's fright night!"
- Kramer, seeing Jerry's date in a bad light, in "The Strike"


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