Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE STRANDED"


"It's supposed to be a good party."
"What does that mean? Good dip?"
"No, there'll be girls there."
"There's girls everywhere.  I go out of my apartment, there's girls in the elevator.  They're in cafeterias, subways, so what?"
- George and Jerry, in "The Stranded"
 
"You got aloe?  I love aloe."
- George, in "The Stranded"
 
"What could possess anyone to throw a party?  I mean, to have a bunch of strangers treat your house like a hotel room."
- Jerry, in "The Stranded"
 
"Now listen, let's keep an eye on each other tonight.  In case one of us gets in a bad conversation, we should have a signal that you're in trouble so the other one can get us out of it."
"How old are you?"
- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Stranded"
 
"So what do you do?"
"I'm a comedian."
"Are you?  Let me ask you something.  Where do you get your material?"
"I hear a voice."
"What kind of voice?"
"A man's voice, but he speaks in German so I have to get a translator."
"How come you keep tapping your head?"
"It's a nervous tic.  I'm on L-Dopa."
- Party guest and Jerry, in "The Stranded"
 
"I can't believe what's happening here.  She hasn't taken her hands off me all night.  She was always friendly around the office, but that was it!"
"How do you account for this?"
"I don't know, maybe a safe fell on her head."
- George and Jerry, in "The Stranded"
 
"Maybe the dingo ate your baby."
- Elaine, to an annoying party guest, in "The Stranded"
 
"I don't like when a woman says, 'Make love to me', it's intimidating. The last time a woman said that to me, I wound up apologizing to her."
- George, in "The Stranded"
 
"Every time I go to the bathroom I pass her desk.  I have to plan little patter. I spend half my day writing.  Then afterwards, I sit in my office and analyze how it went.  If it was a good conversation, I don't go to the bathroom for the rest of the day."
- George, in "The Stranded"
 
 
 
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