Seinfeld Quotes...


"No, I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square."
- Jane, in "The Stall"
"Mmm... I love this artificial flavoring. I like it better than butter. I think it's more consistent."
- Jerry, eating popcorn, in "The Stall"
"Who does she think she is? How dare she! You want me to get the manager? Too bad they don't have those old ladies walking around with the flashlights anymore... flush her out."
- Jerry, reacting to Jane's bad experience in the bathroom, in "The Stall"
"Elaine, he's a male bimbo. He's a mimbo!"
- Jerry, on Tony, in "The Stall"
"George is like a schoolgirl around him."
- Jerry, in "The Stall"
"I am down. I am totally down. Mark me down."
- George, trying to be cool with Tony, in "The Stall"
"Kramer, my man, what are you doing manana?"
"Manana? I'm doing nada."
- Tony and Kramer, in "The Stall"
"It's a different world when you're with a cool guy."
- George, in "The Stall"
"I think that you're in love with him."
"What? That's ridiculous!"
"No, I don't think so... You love him."
"You better be careful on those rocks tomorrow, buddy. And you're not getting any sandwiches either!"
- Kramer and George, in "The Stall"
"Step off, George. I don't want to see you."
"Me? Step off?"
- Tony and George, in "The Stall"
"Ah, you're crazy."
"Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?!"
"It's impossible!"
"Is it? Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?!"
"It can't be."
"Can it? Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?"
"Alright, that's enough."
- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Stall"


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