Seinfeld Quotes...


"You always have to know everything that's going on, don't you?"
- Jerry, to Kramer, in "The Parking Spot"
"All bald people look good in hats."
"You should have lived in the twenties and thirties, you know men wore hats all the time then."
"What a bald paradise that must have been. Nobody knew."
- George and Elaine, in "The Parking Spot"
"I'm like ice, buddy. When I don't like you, you've got problems."
- Kramer, in "The Parking Spot"
"I'm not saying anything, I'm putting it in the vault, I'm locking the vault. It's a vault!"
- Jerry, in "The Parking Spot"
"Nobody drives like me. Nobody. I'm doing things in this car, you have no idea they're going on."
- George, in "The Parking Spot"
"You don't understand. A garage... I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?"
- George, looking for a parking spot, in "The Parking Spot"
"How I wish you could make a living parallel parking."
- George, in "The Parking Spot"
"You're looking tremendous. What, are you on some kind of regimen?"
"Yeah, twenty-five percent bran flakes. The forty percent was too much so I found a store to mix it up special for me. They take it down another fifteen percent."
- Mike and Jerry, in "The Parking Spot"
"I thought you said you were a good driver!"
"No no, I never said I was a good driver. I said I was a good parker."
- Jerry and George, in "The Parking Spot"
"You gotta open the vault."
"Open my vault?"
"Open your vault."
"Once I open the vault, it ceases to be a vault."
"You have no choice."
"Oy ga-vault."
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Parking Spot"
"You want to know why you can't go in front first? I'll tell you why. Because it signals a breakdown in the social order. Chaos. It reduces us to jungle law."
- Newman, in "The Parking Spot"


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