Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE PARKING SPOT"

"You always have to know everything that's going on, don't you?"

- Jerry, to Kramer, in "The Parking Spot"

 

"All bald people look good in hats."

"You should have lived in the twenties and thirties, you know men wore hats all the time then."

"What a bald paradise that must have been. Nobody knew."

- George and Elaine, in "The Parking Spot"

 

"I'm like ice, buddy. When I don't like you, you've got problems."

- Kramer, in "The Parking Spot"

 

"I'm not saying anything, I'm putting it in the vault, I'm locking the vault. It's a vault!"

- Jerry, in "The Parking Spot"

 

"Nobody drives like me. Nobody. I'm doing things in this car, you have no idea they're going on."

- George, in "The Parking Spot"

 

"You don't understand. A garage... I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?"

- George, looking for a parking spot, in "The Parking Spot"

 

"How I wish you could make a living parallel parking."

- George, in "The Parking Spot"

 

"You're looking tremendous. What, are you on some kind of regimen?"

"Yeah, twenty-five percent bran flakes. The forty percent was too much so I found a store to mix it up special for me. They take it down another fifteen percent."

- Mike and Jerry, in "The Parking Spot"

 

"I thought you said you were a good driver!"

"No no, I never said I was a good driver. I said I was a good parker."

- Jerry and George, in "The Parking Spot"

 

"You gotta open the vault."

"Open my vault?"

"Open your vault."

"Once I open the vault, it ceases to be a vault."

"You have no choice."

"Oy ga-vault."

- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Parking Spot"

 

"You want to know why you can't go in front first? I'll tell you why. Because it signals a breakdown in the social order. Chaos. It reduces us to jungle law."

- Newman, in "The Parking Spot"

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