Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE SOUP"


"I don't want to go out to dinner with him. I'd rather make my own suit."
- Jerry, who accepted a new Armani suit from Kenny in exchange for
a meal, in "The Soup"
 
"I love the day date... No wine, no shower..."
- Jerry, in "The Soup"
 
"Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word manure. It's newer, which is good, and a ma in front of it. Ma-Newer. When you consider the other choices, manure is actually pretty refreshing."
- George, in "The Soup"
 
"I really like depriving myself of things. It's fun! Very monastic."
- Kramer, in "The Soup"
 
"The soup counts!"
- Jerry, to Kenny, in "The Soup"
 
"You worn the suit yet?"
"Actually, I did. I put it on last night and slept in it."
- Kenny and Jerry, in "The Soup"
 
"If I go back in there without any food, there's gonna be trouble!"
- Kramer, whose new girlfriend has has a voracious appetite, in "The Soup"

 

 
 
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