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Seinfeld Quotes... |
"THE SNIFFING
ACCOUNTANT"
- "Ask
your mother. You live with her now, don't you?"
- - Elaine,
to George, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
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- "Jerry,
where'd you get that sweater?"
- "What do
you think? I found it in the back of my closet."
- "I think
that's what the back of closets are for."
- - George,
in "The Sniffing Accountant"
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- "He was
definitely sniffing."
- - George,
in "The Sniffing Accountant"
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- "Don't
forget to wash your hands before supper."
- - Elaine,
in "The Sniffing Accountant"
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- "He
doesn't know anything about bras."
- -
George's mom, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
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- "I got
it. Cups in the front, loops in the back."
- - George,
who must know something about bras, in "The Sniffing
Accountant"
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- "Did he
use a lot of slang? Did he use the word 'man'?"
- - Kramer,
in "The Sniffing Accountant"
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- "Maybe I
don't use my exclamation points as haphazardly as you
do."
- - Jake,
to Elaine, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
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- "It's an
exclamation point! It's a line with a dot under it!"
- - Jerry,
in "The Sniffing Accountant"
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- "I've
never heard of a relationship being affected by
punctuation."
- - Jerry,
in "The Sniffing Accountant"
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- "Yes,
I'm impugning a continent."
- - Jerry,
discussing South America, in "The Sniffing
Accountant"
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- "I'm
sure if we put our three heads together, we should come
up with something."
- - Newman,
to Jerry and Kramer, in "The Sniffing
Accountant"
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- "Tuesday
has no feel. Monday has a feel. Friday has a feel. Sunday
has a feel."
- "I feel
Tuesday and Wednesday."
- - Newman
and Kramer, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
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- "Maybe
we ought to become private detectives."
- "Maybe
you should."
- "Maybe I
will."
- "Yeah,
me too."
- - Kramer,
Jerry and Newman, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
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- "What do
you need me in the car for?"
- "I might
need you to get me another soda."
- - Newman
and Jerry, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
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- "Oh
yeah, I've been known to drink a beer or two, but then
again, I've been known to do a lot of things."
- - Kramer,
in "The Sniffing Accountant"
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- "Here's
to feeling good all the time."
- - Kramer,
in "The Sniffing Accountant"
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- "I'm
hip."
- "Hip to
what?"
- "To the
whole scene."
- "What
scene?"
- "The
bathroom scene."
- - Kramer
and the accountant, in "The Sniffing
Accountant"
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- "From
the first time I laid eyes on a brassiere, I was
enthralled."
- - George,
in "The Sniffing Accountant"
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- "Oh no!
The letter! Newman! It's got exclamation points all over
it!"
- "Not to
mention the picture of him on the toilet."
- - Jerry
and Kramer, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
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- "Half
silk, half cotton, half linen. How can you go
wrong?"
- - Jerry,
describing his shirt, in "The Sniffing
Accountant"
