Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE SNIFFING ACCOUNTANT"


"Ask your mother. You live with her now, don't you?"
- Elaine, to George, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
 
"Jerry, where'd you get that sweater?"
"What do you think? I found it in the back of my closet."
"I think that's what the back of closets are for."
- George, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
 
"He was definitely sniffing."
- George, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
 
"Don't forget to wash your hands before supper."
- Elaine, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
 
"He doesn't know anything about bras."
- George's mom, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
 
"I got it. Cups in the front, loops in the back."
- George, who must know something about bras, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
 
"Did he use a lot of slang? Did he use the word 'man'?"
- Kramer, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
 
"Maybe I don't use my exclamation points as haphazardly as you do."
- Jake, to Elaine, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
 
"It's an exclamation point! It's a line with a dot under it!"
- Jerry, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
 
"I've never heard of a relationship being affected by punctuation."
- Jerry, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
 
"Yes, I'm impugning a continent."
- Jerry, discussing South America, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
 
"I'm sure if we put our three heads together, we should come up with something."
- Newman, to Jerry and Kramer, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
 
"Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel. Friday has a feel. Sunday has a feel."
"I feel Tuesday and Wednesday."
- Newman and Kramer, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
 
"Maybe we ought to become private detectives."
"Maybe you should."
"Maybe I will."
"Yeah, me too."
- Kramer, Jerry and Newman, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
 
"What do you need me in the car for?"
"I might need you to get me another soda."
- Newman and Jerry, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
 
"Oh yeah, I've been known to drink a beer or two, but then again, I've been known to do a lot of things."
- Kramer, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
 
"Here's to feeling good all the time."
- Kramer, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
 
"I'm hip."
"Hip to what?"
"To the whole scene."
"What scene?"
"The bathroom scene."
- Kramer and the accountant, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
 
"From the first time I laid eyes on a brassiere, I was enthralled."
- George, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
 
"Oh no! The letter! Newman! It's got exclamation points all over it!"
"Not to mention the picture of him on the toilet."
- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Sniffing Accountant"
 
"Half silk, half cotton, half linen. How can you go wrong?"
- Jerry, describing his shirt, in "The Sniffing Accountant"

 

 
 
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