Seinfeld Quotes...


"This Kruger guy is clueless. I can't wait to work for him."
- George, in "The Slicer"
"I haven't had a decent sandwich in thirteen years."
- Kramer, in "The Slicer"
"Do you have any idea what it feels like to save someone's life?"
"Is it anything like hitting a homer in softball?"
- Dr. Sara and Jerry, in "The Slicer"
"How was the doctor date?"
"It died on the table."
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Slicer"
"Saving lives? She's one step above working at the Clinique counter."
"Dermatologists. Skin doesn't need a doctor."
"Of course not. Wash it, dry it, move on."
- George and Jerry, in "The Slicer"
"You call yourself life saver, I call you Pimple-Popper, M.D."
- Jerry, to Dr. Sara, in "The Slicer"
"I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them."
"How'd you know you cut it?"
"Well, I guess I just assumed."
- Kramer and Elaine, about his new meat slicer, in "The Slicer"
"Moles -- Freckle's ugly cousin."
- Kramer, in "The Slicer"
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