Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE SLICER"

"This Kruger guy is clueless. I can't wait to work for him."

- George, in "The Slicer"

 

"I haven't had a decent sandwich in thirteen years."

- Kramer, in "The Slicer"

 

"Do you have any idea what it feels like to save someone's life?"

"Is it anything like hitting a homer in softball?"

- Dr. Sara and Jerry, in "The Slicer"

 

"How was the doctor date?"

"It died on the table."

- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Slicer"

 

"Saving lives? She's one step above working at the Clinique counter."

"Dermatologists. Skin doesn't need a doctor."

"Of course not. Wash it, dry it, move on."

- George and Jerry, in "The Slicer"

 

"You call yourself life saver, I call you Pimple-Popper, M.D."

- Jerry, to Dr. Sara, in "The Slicer"

 

"I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them."

"How'd you know you cut it?"

"Well, I guess I just assumed."

- Kramer and Elaine, about his new meat slicer, in "The Slicer"

 

"Moles -- Freckle's ugly cousin."

- Kramer, in "The Slicer"

 

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