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Seinfeld Quotes... |
"THE SHOWER
HEAD"
- "Low
flow? I don't like the sound of that."
- - Kramer,
in "The Shower Head"
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- "You see
this? Any thought pops into their head, they're calling
me because it's a local call now. I'm used to a 1200-mile
buffer zone. I can't handle this. Plus, I've got the
dinners, I've got the pop-in's. They pop-in! It's
brutal."
- - Jerry,
about his parents, in "The Shower Head"
- "If I
don't have a good shower, I am not myself. I feel weak
and ineffectual. I'm not Kramer."
- - Kramer,
in "The Shower Head"
-
- "If you
could perhaps conduct the psychopath convention down the
hall..."
- - Jerry,
to his parents and the Costanzas, in "The Shower
Head"
-
- "I just
took a bath, Jerry. A bath!"
- "No
good?"
- "It's
disgusting. I'm sitting there in a tepid pool of my own
filth. All kinds of microscopic parasites and organisms
having sex all around me."
- - Kramer
and Jerry, in "The Shower Head"
-
- "Now
here's the lowdown. Through a certain connection, I've
been able to locate some black market shower heads.
They're all made in the former Yugoslavia. And from what
I hear, the Serbs are fanatic about their showers."
- "Not
from the footage I've seen."
- - Newman
and Jerry, in "The Shower Head"
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- "This is
Frank Costanza. You think you can keep us out of Florida?
We're moving in lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be in
the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be
all over that shuffleboard court. And I dare you to keep
me out!"
- - Frank
Costanza, to Jerry's dad, in "The Shower Head"
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- "Look at
you, you're disgusting. You're bald, you're paunchy. All
kinds of sounds are emanating from your body twenty-four
hours a day. If there's a woman that can take your
presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you
should hang on to her like grim death... which is not far
off by the way."
- - Jerry,
to Uncle Leo, in "The Shower Head"
