Seinfeld Quotes...


"I don't know. What do women say?"
"I don't know."
"I don't even know what they think. That's why I'm in therapy."
- George and Jerry, in "The Shoes"
"I have never condoned snubbing in my administration. But your loyalty is beyond question."
"Well, she's lucky I was in a good mood. Could've been a lot worse."
- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Shoes"
"We couldn't write for a woman. We didn't know what you would say. Even right now I'm sitting here, I know you're going to say something. I have no idea what it is."
"You have no idea?"
"Something derogatory."
- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Shoes"
"George, if you're going to be in a creative field, you're going to have to learn how to deal with criticism."
"How's this for criticism... Ummm... You stink. How do you like that criticism?"
- Therapist and George, in "The Shoes"
"I understand women. The snub is good. They love the snub."
- Kramer, in "The Shoes"
"Why are my shoes a topic of conversation?"
- Elaine, in "The Shoes"
"Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kids. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know."
- George, in "The Shoes"
"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away."
- Jerry, in "The Shoes"
"We're like some kind of weird fish where the eyes operate independently of the head."
- Jerry, on men, in "The Shoes"
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