Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE SHOES"

"I don't know. What do women say?"

"I don't know."

"I don't even know what they think. That's why I'm in therapy."

- George and Jerry, in "The Shoes"

 

"I have never condoned snubbing in my administration. But your loyalty is beyond question."

"Well, she's lucky I was in a good mood. Could've been a lot worse."

- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Shoes"

 

"We couldn't write for a woman. We didn't know what you would say. Even right now I'm sitting here, I know you're going to say something. I have no idea what it is."

"You have no idea?"

"Something derogatory."

- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Shoes"

 

"George, if you're going to be in a creative field, you're going to have to learn how to deal with criticism."

"How's this for criticism... Ummm... You stink. How do you like that criticism?"

- Therapist and George, in "The Shoes"

 

"I understand women. The snub is good. They love the snub."

- Kramer, in "The Shoes"

 

"Why are my shoes a topic of conversation?"

- Elaine, in "The Shoes"

 

"Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kids. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know."

- George, in "The Shoes"

 

"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away."

- Jerry, in "The Shoes"

 

"We're like some kind of weird fish where the eyes operate independently of the head."

- Jerry, on men, in "The Shoes"

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