Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE SERENITY NOW"

"Serenity now! Serenity now!"

"What is that?"

"The doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say 'serenity now!'"

"Are you supposed to yell it?"

"The man on the tape wasn't specific."

- Frank and George, in "The Serenity Now"

 

"I've never seen you mad."

"I get peeved."

"Mad."

"Miffed."

"Mad."

"Irked."

"I would like to see you get really mad."

- Patty and Jerry, in "The Serenity Now"

"You've heard me yell."

"Not really. Your voice kind of raises to this comedic pitch."

- Jerry and George, in "The Serenity Now"

 

"I'm open. There's just nothing in there."

- Jerry, in "The Serenity Now"

 

"Starting tonight we're having a little sales contest. The loser gets fired. The winner gets a Water Pik."

- Frank, in "The Serenity Now"

 

"What's the matter?"

"It's Patty."

"Jerry, you break up with a girl every week."

"What is this salty discharge?"

"Oh my God, you're crying."

"This is horrible. I care."

- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Serenity Now"

 

"I don't know what's happening to me."

"Simple. You let out one emotion, all the rest will come. It's like Endora's Box."

"That was the mother on Bewitched. You mean Pandora."

"Yeah, well, she had one too."

- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Serenity Now"

 

"Serenity now, insanity later."

- Lloyd Braun, in "The Serenity Now"

"George, letting my emotions out was the best thing I've ever done. Sure, I'm not funny anymore, but there's more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations."

- Jerry, in "The Serenity Now"

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