Seinfeld Quotes...


"It's incredible. Six months ago you were taking messages for your mother."
"And now someone's going to be taking messages for me."
"From your mother."
- Jerry and George, in "The Secretary"
"You're extremely attractive, you're gorgeous. I'm looking at you, I can't even remember my name."
- George, in "The Secretary"
"I would give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra."
- George, in "The Secretary"
"It's definitely do-able."
- Ada, George's new secretary, in "The Secretary"
"This is false reflecting!"
- Elaine, accusing a store of having skinny mirrors, in "The Secretary"
"When you're shopping on Madison Avenue, you don't want to skip on the swank."
- Kramer, in "The Secretary"
"He's got the Kavorka."
- Jerry, about Kramer, in "The Secretary"
"What, do you think the dry cleaner's your own personal closet?!"
- Jerry, who caught the dry cleaner's wife wearing his mother's fur coat,
in "The Secretary"
"For our next meal, do you think we should come here, or should we go someplace else? It has its pros and cons. On the one hand, here you're guaranteed a great meal. On the other hand..."
"Yeah, yeah, I know, this would be good but it would be the same. But if we go someplace else it would be different, but it might not be as good. It's a gamble. I get it!"
- Banya and Jerry, in "The Secretary"


Back to the Index