Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE BIG SALAD"


"I think he's got ideas."
"I wonder if any woman every said that about Einstein?"
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Big Salad"
 
"Hey, you want to get some lunch?"
"Just had a big bowl of Kix."
"Oh well, that's very mature."
- George and Jerry, in "The Big Salad"
 
"What's in the big salad?"
"Big lettuce, big carrots, tomatoes like volleyballs."
- George and Jerry, in "The Big Salad"
 
"People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public."
- Jerry, in "The Big Salad"
 
"Hey, a rule is a rule, and let's face it, without rules there's chaos."
- Kramer, in "The Big Salad"
 
"She just took credit for my salad. That's not right."
- George, in "The Big Salad"
 
"Generally speaking, you don't need any extra incentive to murder a dry cleaner."
- Jerry, in "The Big Salad"
 
"Newman never stops seeing anybody. Newman will see whoever is willing to see him."
- Jerry, in "The Big Salad"
 
"Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye."
"No, there's less."
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Big Salad"
 
"Maybe he's an enigma, a mystery wrapped in a riddle."
"He's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie."
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Big Salad"
 
"I think I would like to play with dolls."
- George, in "The Big Salad"

 

 
 
 
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