Seinfeld Quotes...


"I just came from the Price Club. I'm loaded up, baby!"
- Kramer, in "The Rye"
"Let's not get into panic mode!"
- George, in "The Rye"
"I don't want John thinking that I'm hot and heavy if he's not hot and heavy. I'm trying to get a little squirrel to come over to me here. I don't want to make any big sudden movements. I'll frighten him away."
- Elaine, in "The Rye"
"How hard can it be to kill this thing?"
- Frank, about a Cornish game hen, in "The Rye"
"Let me understand. You've got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?"
- Frank, in "The Rye"
"You know, one of these days something terrible is gonna happen to you. It has to!"
- Elaine, to Jerry, in "The Rye"
"One never knows how the gastrointestinal workings of the equine are going to function."
- Kramer, in "The Rye"


Back to the Index