Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE RED DOT"


"I like Art Vandelay."
"Art Vandelay?"
"He's an obscure writer. Beatnik. From the village."
"What's he written?"
"Venetian Blinds."
- George and Mr. Littman, in "The Red Dot"
 
"I never feel comfortable in the women's department. I feel like I'm just a little too close to trying on a dress."
- Jerry, in "The Red Dot"
"I see a very cheap man holding a sweater trying to get away with something."
- Jerry, to George, in "The Red Dot"
 
"Would you do me a favor?"
"Okay."
"Would you take a drink and let us smell you?"
"You can smell me without the drink."
- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Red Dot"
 
"I've always been attracted to cleaning women. Cleaning women, chamber maids."
"Yeah, chamber maids. I'm attracted to them too."
"Why is that?"
"It's a woman in your room."
- George and Jerry, in "The Red Dot"
 
"I don't know if it was the alcohol or the ammonia, but the next thing I knew she was mopping the floor with me."
- George, in "The Red Dot"
 
"What are you saying?"
"I'm not saying anything."
"You're saying something."
"What could I be saying?"
"Well, you're not saying nothing. You must be saying something."
"If I was saying something, I would've said it."
"Why don't you say it?"
"I said it."
"What'd you say?"
"Nothing."
- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Red Dot"
 
"It's exhausting being with you."
- Elaine, to Jerry, in "The Red Dot"
 
"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"
- George, after sleeping with the cleaning woman, in "The Red Dot"
 
 
 
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