Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE RED DOT"

"I like Art Vandelay."

"Art Vandelay?"

"He's an obscure writer. Beatnik. From the village."

"What's he written?"

"Venetian Blinds."

- George and Mr. Littman, in "The Red Dot"

 

"I never feel comfortable in the women's department. I feel like I'm just a little too close to trying on a dress."

- Jerry, in "The Red Dot"

"I see a very cheap man holding a sweater trying to get away with something."

- Jerry, to George, in "The Red Dot"

 

"Would you do me a favor?"

"Okay."

"Would you take a drink and let us smell you?"

"You can smell me without the drink."

- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Red Dot"

 

"I've always been attracted to cleaning women. Cleaning women, chamber maids."

"Yeah, chamber maids. I'm attracted to them too."

"Why is that?"

"It's a woman in your room."

- George and Jerry, in "The Red Dot"

 

"I don't know if it was the alcohol or the ammonia, but the next thing I knew she was mopping the floor with me."

- George, in "The Red Dot"

 

"What are you saying?"

"I'm not saying anything."

"You're saying something."

"What could I be saying?"

"Well, you're not saying nothing. You must be saying something."

"If I was saying something, I would've said it."

"Why don't you say it?"

"I said it."

"What'd you say?"

"Nothing."

- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Red Dot"

 

"It's exhausting being with you."

- Elaine, to Jerry, in "The Red Dot"

 

"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"

- George, after sleeping with the cleaning woman, in "The Red Dot"

 

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