Seinfeld Quotes...


"Maybe this will become a cool thing... Living with your parents."
"Yeah, and then maybe baldness will catch on. Things will all be turning your way."
- George and Jerrie, in "The Raincoats"
"Hey, believe me, baldness will catch on. When the aliens come, who do you think they're gonna relate to? Who do you think's gonna be the first ones getting a tour of the ship?"
- George, in "The Raincoats"
"They're so loud. They're always fighting. It's uncomfortable. You never notice?"
"Oh, I notice, but they're from your age group. I didn't think you could detect abnormal behavior among your own kind."
- Helen and Jerry, in "The Raincoats"
"You had fun with Mr. and Mrs. Seinfeld?"
"Yeah. They bought me a Coke."
- Elaine and Aaron, in "The Raincoats"
"I will not tolerate infestation!"
- Frank, in "The Raincoats"
"They had plans, huh? They were busy?! They were busy with their big plans!"
- George, in "The Raincoats"
"The thing that bothers me the most is the lying."
- George, in "The Raincoats"
"Jerry was necking during Schindler's List?"
"Yes, and a more offensive spectacle I cannot recall."
- Helen and Newman, in "The Raincoats"
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