Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE PUFFY SHIRT"

"Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship."

- George, in "The Puffy Shirt"

 

"I think you're all a little touched in the head."

- George's mom, in "The Puffy Shirt"

 

"I don't know if I feel comfortable handing out baloney sandwiches in the building."

- Jerry, to George's mom, in "The Puffy Shirt"

 

"You can look at them, but do not touch them."

- George, letting the others admire his hands, in "The Puffy Shirt"

 

"Oh, those are nice. Ya know, I never noticed this before. They're smooth, creamy, delicate, yet masculine."

- Kramer, admiring George's hands, in "The Puffy Shirt"

 

"You're going to be the first pirate!"

- Kramer, to Jerry, in "The Puffy Shirt"

 

"Stress is very damaging to the epidermis."

- George, in "The Puffy Shirt"

 

"I won a contest."

- George, in "The Puffy Shirt"

 

"You could be the first pirate comedian."

- Bryant Gumbel, to Jerry, in "The Puffy Shirt"

 

"My whole life was ruined because of the puffy shirt."

- George, in "The Puffy Shirt"

 

"I just can't be with someone who's life is in complete disarray."

- Kramer, in "The Puffy Shirt"

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