Seinfeld Quotes...


"Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship."
- George, in "The Puffy Shirt"
"I think you're all a little touched in the head."
- George's mom, in "The Puffy Shirt"
"I don't know if I feel comfortable handing out baloney sandwiches in the building."
- Jerry, to George's mom, in "The Puffy Shirt"
"You can look at them, but do not touch them."
- George, letting the others admire his hands, in "The Puffy Shirt"
"Oh, those are nice. Ya know, I never noticed this before. They're smooth, creamy, delicate, yet masculine."
- Kramer, admiring George's hands, in "The Puffy Shirt"
"You're going to be the first pirate!"
- Kramer, to Jerry, in "The Puffy Shirt"
"Stress is very damaging to the epidermis."
- George, in "The Puffy Shirt"
"I won a contest."
- George, in "The Puffy Shirt"
"You could be the first pirate comedian."
- Bryant Gumbel, to Jerry, in "The Puffy Shirt"
"My whole life was ruined because of the puffy shirt."
- George, in "The Puffy Shirt"
"I just can't be with someone who's life is in complete disarray."
- Kramer, in "The Puffy Shirt"


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