Seinfeld Quotes...


"Hey Elaine, who do you think would win a fight between me and Gorgeous George here?"
"You mean a real fight fight?"
"Mano a baldo."
"George fights dirty."
- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Pool Guy"
"I don't have one female friend left."
"Of course you don't. You're a man's woman. You hate other women and they hate you."
- Elaine and Kramer, in "The Pool Guy"
"There's nothing more pathetic than a grown man who's afraid of a woman."
- Kramer, in "The Pool Guy"
"This world here, this is George's sanctuary. If Susan comes into contact with this world, his worlds collide!"
- Kramer, in "The Pool Guy"
"Anybody knows... You gotta keep your worlds apart!"
- George, in "The Pool Guy"
"I'm getting a new telephone number."
"How come?"
"Chicks, man. Too many chicks know my number."
- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Pool Guy"
"What else did you two do?"
"Oh, you know, girly stuff."
"So, uh, flower shows, shopping for pretty bows, then back to her place, strip down to bra and panties for a tickle fight."
"That's really what you think girls do, isn't it?"
"Yes, I do."
- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Pool Guy"
"You have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to infiltrate this world then George Costanza as you know him ceases to exist. You see, right now I have Relationship George. But there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the George you grew up with... Movie George, Coffee Shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George."
"I love that George."
"Me too, and he's dying. If Relationship George walks through this door, he will kill Independent George. A George divided against itself cannot stand!"
- George and Jerry, in "The Pool Guy"


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