Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE PICK"


"I could have been a millionaire!! I could have been a FRAGRANCE millionaire!!!"
- Kramer, in Jerry's apartment, after smelling Elaine and realizing that Calvin Klein stole his cologne idea, in "The Pick"
 
"That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me."
- Jerry, in "The Pick"
 
"You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card? Here's your Christmas card!!!"
- Elaine to George, as she grabs his head and pulls it into her chest, in "The Pick"
 
"No pick! NO PICK!"
- Jerry, after being caught in the middle of a dubious nose scratch, in "The Pick"
 
"If we pick, do we not bleed?!"
- Jerry, in "The Pick"
 
"His buttocks are sublime."
- A Calvin Klein executive, admiring Kramer, in "The Pick"

 

 
 
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