Seinfeld Quotes...


"I have no power. Why should she have the upper hand? Once in my life I would like the upper hand. I have no hand. No hand at all. She has the hand. I have no hand."
- George, in "The Pez Dispenser"
"We all want the hand. Hand is tough to get."
- Jerry, in "The Pez Dispenser"
"What is that? A Pez dispenser?"
- Jerry, in "The Pez Dispenser"
"Anyone who would laugh at a recital is probably some sort of lunatic anyway. I mean, only a sick, twisted mind could be that rude and ignorant."
"Well, maybe some mental defective put something stupid on her leg."
"Even if this so-called mental defective did put something on her leg, she's still the one who laughed."
- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Pez Dispenser"
"I don't have a good apartment for an intervention. The furniture, it's very non-confrontational."
- Jerry, in "The Pez Dispenser"
"What are you saying, you don't want me to intervene?"
"No, intervene. Go ahead, intervene all you want. I'm just afraid you might be interfering while we're intervening."
- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Pez Dispenser"
"A man without hand is not a man. I've got so much hand I'm coming out of my gloves."
- George, in "The Pez Dispenser"
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