Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE REVERSE PEEPHOLE"


"So Puddy wears a man-fur?"
"He was struttin' around the coffee shop like Stein Erickson."
- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Reverse Peephole"
 
"I'll sniff out a deal. I have a sixth sense."
"Cheapness is not a sense."
- George and Jerry, in "The Reverse Peephole"
"Now I can peek in and see if anyone is waiting to jack me with a sock full of pennies."
- Kramer, in "The Reverse Peephole"
 
"Nobody carries wallets anymore. They went out with powdered wigs."
- Kramer, in "The Reverse Peephole"
 
"Why are we in Jerry's apartment?"
"Well, I like to think of this as my conference room. It has a more formal atmosphere, you know, with the shelves... and the furniture."
- Silvio and Kramer, in "The Reverse Peephole"
 
"So now Joe Mayo wants me to buy him a new coat."
"Because you threw it out."
"No, because I was in charge of the coats. It's insane!"
"But you did actually throw his coat out the window?"
"But he doesn't know that. As far as he knows someone stole it, and that's the person who should be held responsible."
"But that's you."
"So I guess I'll have to buy him a new coat, even though I don't think I should be held responsible, which I am anyway."
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Reverse Peephole"
 
"My back is killing me."
"Of course, because of that wallet! You've got a filing cabinet under half of your ass."
"This is an organizer, a secretary, and a friend."
- George and Jerry, in "The Reverse Peephole"
 
"I can't believe we're going dancing."
"You don't go that often?"
"No, because it's so stupid."
- Jerry and Keri, in "The Reverse Peephole"
 
"You know, sometimes I get the feeling George isn't being completely honest with me."
- Jerry, in "The Reverse Peephole"
 
"This is very much as I imagined it to be. Aside from this rattan piece which seems oddly out of place."
- Newman, entering Elaine's apartment for the first time, in "The Reverse Peephole"
 
"Hey Silvio. Just out for a little stroll in my favorite fur coat."
"That is your coat?"
"It sure is."
"Kramer says you need it because you're an entertainer and you're desperate for attention."
"That's true."
- Jerry and Silvio, in "The Reverse Peephole"
 
"Hey Silvio, look at Jerry here, prancing around in his coat with his purse. Yup, he's a dandy. He's a real fancy boy!"
- Kramer, in "The Reverse Peephole"

 

 
 
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