Seinfeld Quotes...


"I was looking at my chart and it said that I was difficult. Why would they write that?"
"They've gotten to know you."
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Package"
"Oh come on, I'm not difficult. I'm easy."
- Elaine, in "The Package"
"Who's going to bomb you? An airline? For all the stupid little peanut jokes?"
"Oh, I suppose you think you're bombable."
"There's a couple of people who wouldn't mind having me out of the way."
"There's more than a couple."
- George and Jerry, in "The Package"
"It's the timeless art of seduction."
- Kramer, in "The Package"
"Oh yeah, I like this idea."
- Jerry, to another of Kramer's schemes, in "The Package"
"It's a write-off for them."
"How is it a write-off?"
"They just write it off."
"Write it off what?"
"Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything."
"You don't even know what a write-off is."
"Do you?"
"No, I don't."
"But they do. And they're the ones writing it off."
"I wish I had the last twenty seconds of my life back."
- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Package"
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