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Seinfeld Quotes... |
"THE
OUTING"
- "Not
that there's anything wrong with that!"
- - Jerry,
denying that he is gay, but not wanting to be seen as
anti-gay, in "The Outing"
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- "You can
do better than me. You could throw a dart out the window
and hit someone better than me. I'm no good!"
- - George,
trying to get rid of his current girlfriend, in "The
Outing"
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- "Hey,
who do you think is the most unattractive world leader?
- "Living
or all time?"
- "All
time."
- "Well,
if it's all time, then there's no contest. It begins and
ends with Brezhnev."
- "I
dunno. You ever get a good look at DeGaulle?"
- "Lyndon
Johnson was uglier than DeGaulle."
- "I got
news for you. Golda Meir could make 'em all run up a
tree."
- - Elaine,
Jerry and George, in "The Outing"
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- "I'm not
goin' along. I can just see you in Berlin in 1939
goose-stepping past me: 'C'mon Jerry, go along, go
along...'"
- - Jerry
to George, in "The Outing"
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- "Yeah,
'cuz I'm single, I'm thin and I'm neat."
- "And you
get along well with women."
- "I guess
that leaves me in the clear..."
- - Jerry,
Elaine and George, on why some people might thing Jerry
is gay, in "The Outing"
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- "Actually
it was in gym class. I was trying to climb the ropes and
Jerry was spotting me. I kept slipping and burning my
thighs and then finally I slipped and fell on Jerry's
head. We've been close ever since."
- - George,
explaining how he and Jerry met, in "The
Outing"
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- "Look,
you wanna have sex right now? Do want to have sex with me
right now? Let's go! C'mon, let's go baby! C'mon!"
- - George,
trying to convince a reporter that he's not gay, in
"The Outing"
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- "Ya
know, there are tribes in Indonesia where if you keep
your coat on in somebody's house, the families go to
war!"
- - George,
in "The Outing"
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- "Guys
And Dolls? Isn't that a lavish, broadway musical?"
- "It's
Guys And Dolls, not Guys And Guys."
- - Jerry
and George, still concerned that people might think
they're gay, in "The Outing"
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- "Every
day it's something else with you. I don't know anything
about you any more. Who are you? What kind of life are
you leading? Who knows what you're doing? Maybe you're
making porno films."
- "Yeah.
I'm Buck Naked."
- -
George's mother and George, in "The Outing"
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- "I'm
gay! I'm a gay man! I'm very, very gay."
- "You're
gay?"
- "Extraordinarily
gay. Steeped in gayness."
- - George
and Allison, as he tries one more tactic to end the
relationship, in "The Outing"