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Seinfeld Quotes... |
"THE
OPPOSITE"
- "You got
a raise?"
- "I don't
fool around, baby!"
- - Jerry
and Elaine, in "The Opposite"
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- "Why did
it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise.
I was personable. I was bright. Oh, maybe not
academically speaking, but I was perceptive. I always
know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. It all
became very clear to me sitting out there today, that
every decision I've ever made in my entire life has been
wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I
want it to be. Every instinct I have in every aspect of
life, be it something to wear, something to eat... It's
often wrong."
- - George,
in "The Opposite"
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- "Bald
men with no jobs and no money who live with their parents
don't approach strange women."
- - George,
in "The Opposite"
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- "If
every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would
have to be right."
- - Jerry,
to George, in "The Opposite"
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- "I'm
starting the book tour! First stop - Regis and Kathie
Lee!"
- "You're
going on Regis and Kathie Lee?"
- "Oh, you
better believe it."
- "I'll
loan you my puffy shirt."
- - Kramer
and Jerry, in "The Opposite"
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- "You
know who you are? Even Steven."
- - Kramer,
to Jerry, in "The Opposite"
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- "Who are
you, George Costanza?"
- "I'm the
opposite of every guy you've ever met."
- -
Victoria and George, in "The Opposite"
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- "This
guy could be a little bonkos."
- - Regis
Philbin, introducing Kramer, in "The Opposite"
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- "A job
with the New York Yankees! This has been the dream of my
life ever since I was a child, and it's all happening
because I'm completely ignoring every urge towards common
sense and good judgement I've ever had. This is no longer
just some crazy notion, Elaine, Jerry. This is my
religion."
- "So I
guess your messiah would be the Anti-Christ."
- - George
and Jerry, in "The Opposite"
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- "Get
yourself some vitamin C with rose hips and
bioflavenoids."
- - Kramer,
offering medical advice, in "The Opposite"
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- "Elaine,
don't get too down. Everything will even out. See, I have
two friends. You were up, he was down. Now he's up,
you're down. You see how it all evens out for me?"
- - Jerry,
in "The Opposite"
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