"Jerry,
Joe Davola. I have a hair on my tongue. Can't get it off.
You know how much I hate that? Of course you do. You put
it there. I know what you said about me, Seinfeld. I know
you badmouthed me to the execs at NBC. Put the kibosh on
my deal. Now I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know
I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again."
- Crazy
Joe Davola, leaving a message on Jerry's answering
machine, in "The Opera"
"I don't
like the opera. What are they singing for? Who sings? You
got something to say, say it."
- Jerry,
in "The Opera"
"You
left your door open."
"I know.
I like to encourage intruders."
- Elaine
and Joe Davola, in "The Opera"
"But
officer, he threatened me. I don't understand, that's not
right. What if it was the President of the United States,
I bet you'd investigate. Well, so what? What's the
difference? I'm a comedian of the United States. And I'll
tell you, I'm under just as much pressure."
- Jerry,
to a police officer, in "The Opera"
"I
thought you said people dressed up when they go to the
opera?"
"People
do. I don't."
- Jerry
and Kramer, in "The Opera"
"We're
friends. If I'm going to be uncomfortable, you gotta be
uncomfortable too!"
- George,
to Jerry, in "The Opera"
"You
sprayed him in the eyes with Binaca?"
"Cherry
Binaca. It's new."
- Jerry
and Elaine, in "The Opera"
"That is
one angry clown."
- Jerry,
in "The Opera"
"You
know, it is so sad. All your knowledge of high culture
comes from Bugs Bunny cartoons."
