Seinfeld Quotes...


"You won't think I'm a bad person?"
"Too late for that."
- George and Jerry, in "The Nose Job"
"I'm your fiance. Peter Von Nostrand."
- Kramer, to Elaine, in "The Nose Job"
"It's amazing how many beautiful women live in New York. I actually find it kind of intimidating."
"Well, you're just as pretty as any of them. You just need a nose job."
- Audrey and Kramer, in "The Nose Job"
"I'm going straight to hell."
- George, in "The Nose Job"
"I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time. It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game. And I'm letting him win."
"You're not letting him win. He wins 'til you're forty."
"Then what?"
"He still wins, but it's not a blow-out."
- Jerry and George, in "The Nose Job"


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