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Seinfeld Quotes... |
"THE SOUP
NAZI"
- "You're
a shmoopy."
- "You're
a shmoopy."
- - Sheila
and Jerry, in "The Soup Nazi"
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- "You can't eat this soup standing up, your
knees buckle."
- - Jerry,
in "The Soup Nazi"
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- "The guy
who runs the place is a little
temperamental, especially about the ordering procedure.
He's secretly referred to as the Soup Nazi."
- "Why? What happens if you don't order right?"
- "He yells and you don't get your
soup."
- - Jerry
and Elaine, in "The Soup Nazi"
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- "It's very important not to embellish on your
order. No extraneous comments. No questions. No
compliments."
- - Jerry,
in "The Soup Nazi"
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- "He gave you the nice face discount."
- - Jerry,
to Elaine, in "The Soup Nazi"
-
- "Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my
bread."
- "Bread, two dollars extra."
- "Two dollars? But everyone in
front of me got free bread."
- "You want bread?"
- "Yes, please."
- "Three dollars!"
- "What?"
- "No soup for you!"
- - George
and the Soup Nazi, in "The Soup Nazi"
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- "Why can't we share?"
- "I told you not to say anything. You can't go
in there, brazenly flaunt the rules and then think I'm
gonna share with you."
- "Do you hear yourself?"
- "I'm sorry. This is what comes
from living under a Nazi regime."
- - George
and Jerry, in "The Soup Nazi"
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- "He's not a Nazi. He just happens to be a
little eccentric. Most geniuses are."
- - Kramer,
in "The Soup Nazi"
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- "Shhh! I gotta focus. I'm shifting into soup
mode."
- - George,
in "The Soup Nazi"
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- "You're pushing your luck, little man."
- - The
Soup Nazi, to George, in "The Soup Nazi"
-
- "Has anyone ever told you you look exactly
like Al Pacino? You know, Scent Of A Woman? Hoo-wah! Hoo-wah!"
- "Very good. Very good."
- "Well, I ..."
- "You know something?"
- "Hmmm?"
- "No soup for you!"
- "What?"
- "Come back one year. Next!"
- - Elaine
and the Soup Nazi, in "The Soup Nazi"
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- "Street toughs took my armoire?"
- - Elaine,
in "The Soup Nazi"
-
- "So, essentially, you chose soup over a
woman?"
- "It was a bisque."
- "Yeah. You know what I just
realized? Suddenly, George has become much more normal
than you."
- - Elaine
and Jerry, in "The Soup Nazi"
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- "I don't think George has ever thought he's
better than anybody."
- - Elaine,
in "The Soup Nazi"
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- "You are the only one who understands me."
- "You suffer for your soup."
- - The
Soup Nazi and Kramer, in "The Soup Nazi"
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- "Well, behind every joke there's some truth."
- "What about that Bavarian cream pie joke I
told you? There's no truth to that. Nobody with a
terminal illness goes from the United States to
Europe for a piece of Bavarian cream pie and then when
they get there and they don't have it he says, 'Ah, I'll
just have some coffee.' There's no truth to that."
- - Sheila
and Jerry, in "The Soup Nazi"
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- "You're through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No
more soup for you. Next!"
- - Elaine,
in "The Soup Nazi"
