Seinfeld Quotes...


"I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning."
- George, in "The Nap"
"The walking date is a good date. You don't have to look right at the person."
"Hey, it's the next best thing to being alone."
- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Nap"
"Jerry, look at my eyes."
"Hmmm... they're a little less beady today."
"Because I'm refreshed! I finally found a way to sleep in my office. Under the desk! I lie on my back, I tuck in the chair. I'm invisible!"
"Sounds like a real cool fort."
- George and Jerry, in "The Nap"
"Well, my swimming pool problems are solved. I just found myself miles and miles of open lanes."
"What is that smell?"
"That's East River."
"You're swimming in the East River? The most heavily trafficked, overly contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard?"
"Technically, Norfolk has more gross tonnage."
"How could you swim in that water?"
"I saw a couple other guys out there."
"Well... floating. They weren't moving much, but they were out there."
- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Nap"
"Jerry! Jerry, I'm trapped under my desk. Steinbrenner's in the room. You gotta help me!"
"Who is this?"
- George and Jerry, in "The Nap"
"It'll be years before they find another place to hide more cheese on a pizza."
- Elaine, in "The Nap"
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