Seinfeld Quotes...


"What's so great about a mom and pop store? Let me tell you something, if my mom and pop ran a store I wouldn't shop there."
- George, in "The Mom and Pop Store"
"I don't wanna be a cowboy!"
- Jerry, who only has cowboy boots to wear, in "The Mom and Pop Store"
"Hey, I've got Jon Voight's LeBaron."
- George and Kramer, in "The Mom and Pop Store"
"Oh look, there's Gregory Peck's bicycle! And Barbara Mandrell's skateboard!"
- Jerry, teasing George, in "The Mom and Pop Store"
"So where's my sneakers?"
"That's what I want to know."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, I saw mom and pop this morning, but when I went by the store on my way home the place was empty. Everything is gone. Mom and pop vanished!"
"So all my sneakers are gone?"
"I'm afraid so, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. I've been asking around. They didn't even have any kids."
"Mom and pop aren't even a mom and pop?
"It was all an act, Jerry. They conned us, and they scored big-time!"
"So, mom and pop's plan was to move into the neighborhood, establish trust - for 48 years - and then run off with Jerry's sneakers?"
- Jerry, Kramer and Elaine, in "The Mom and Pop Store"
"For all I know, this guy went out of his way to not invite you. How am I going to feel if I show up with an uninvited, unwelcome intruder?"
"The way I feel when I go places with you?"
- George and Jerry, in "The Mom and Pop Store"
"You got a problem with Woody Woodpecker?"
"Yeah, what is he, some sort of an instigator?"
"That's right, he's a troublemaker."
- Kramer and George, in "The Mom and Pop Store"


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