Seinfeld Quotes...


"Yeah, interest. It's an amazing thing. You make money without doing anything..."
"Y'know, I have friends who try to base their whole life on that principle."
"Really? Who?"
"Nobody you know..."
- George and Jerry, in "The Junior Mints"
"Produce section. Very provocative area. A lot of melons and shapes. Everyone's squeezing and smelling..."
- Jerry, describing how he met a woman in the supermarket, in "The Junior Mints"
"Why do I get bananas? They're good for one day..."
- Jerry, in "The Junior Mints"
"Because if I watch it at my apartment I feel like I'm not doing anything. If I watch it here, I'm out of the house; I'm doing something."
- George, explaining why he wants to watch a video at Jerry's place, in "The Junior Mints"
"It's like a ski lodge..."
- Kramer's description of the new look of his apartment after he put up fake-wood wallpaper, in "The Junior Mints"
"Y'know I remember when I was a kid growing up, kids would make fun of my name like you wouldn't believe - 'Jerry Jerry Dingleberry', 'Seinsmelled'..."
- Jerry, in "The Junior Mints"
"Let me just finish my coffee, and then we'll go watch them cut the fat bastard up."
- Jerry to Kramer, in "The Junior Mints"
"Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -- it's delicious!"
- Kramer, in "The Junior Mints"
"I have no medical evidence to back me up, but something happened during the operation that staved off that infection. Something beyond science. Something perhaps from above..."
"Those can be very refreshing."
- The doctor and Kramer, in "The Junior Mints"
"You don't know my name, do you?"
"Yes I do."
"What is it?"
"It, uh, rhymes with a female body part."
"What is it?"
- Dolores and Jerry, in "The Junior Mints"


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