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Seinfeld Quotes... |
"THE
MILLENNIUM"
- "Kramer,
these balloons aren't going to stay filled 'til New
Year's."
- "Those
aren't for New Year's. Those are my everyday
balloons."
- - Jerry
and Kramer, in "The Millennium"
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- "You are
looking at the next director of Mets scouting. Only thing
is I have to get fired from the Yankees first."
- "You can
do that."
- "Of
course, but I really want to leave my mark this time. You
know, I want to walk away from the Yankees with people
saying, 'Wow, now that guy got canned.'"
- "So you
want to go out in a final blaze of incompetence."
- "Yeah,
remember that summer at Dairy Queen where I cooled my
feet in the soft syrup machine?"
- - George
and Jerry, in "The Millennium"
- "You
think people will still be using napkins in the year
2000? Or is this mouth vacuum thing for real?"
- - Kramer,
in "The Millennium"
-
- "What is
a barometer exactly?"
- "It's
pronounced 'thermometer'."
- - George
and Kramer, in "The Millennium"
-
- "So
Jerry, my millennium party is really coming together.
Will people be able to breathe under water in the year
2000?"
- "Some of
us."
- "I don't
want to exclude anybody."
- - Kramer
and Jerry, in "The Millennium"
-
- "You can
never have too much ice."
- - Newman,
in "The Millennium"
-
- "For me,
the next millennium must be Jerry-free."
- - Newman,
in "The Millennium"
-
- "I never
thought I'd fail at failing."
- "Oh come
on now."
- "I can't
do anything wrong."
- "Nonsense.
You do everything wrong."
- "Everything?"
- "Everything."
- "You
really think so?"
- "Absolutely!
I have no confidence in you."
- "Alright.
I guess I just have to pick myself up, dust myself off,
and throw myself right back down again."
- "That's
the spirit! You suck!"
- - George
and Jerry, in "The Millennium"
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- "I guess
I can accept a little Jerry if it gets me a lot of
Elaine."
- - Newman,
in "The Millennium"
