Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE MILLENNIUM"


"Kramer, these balloons aren't going to stay filled 'til New Year's."
"Those aren't for New Year's. Those are my everyday balloons."
- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Millennium"
 
"You are looking at the next director of Mets scouting. Only thing is I have to get fired from the Yankees first."
"You can do that."
"Of course, but I really want to leave my mark this time. You know, I want to walk away from the Yankees with people saying, 'Wow, now that guy got canned.'"
"So you want to go out in a final blaze of incompetence."
"Yeah, remember that summer at Dairy Queen where I cooled my feet in the soft syrup machine?"
- George and Jerry, in "The Millennium"
"You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000? Or is this mouth vacuum thing for real?"
- Kramer, in "The Millennium"
 
"What is a barometer exactly?"
"It's pronounced 'thermometer'."
- George and Kramer, in "The Millennium"
 
"So Jerry, my millennium party is really coming together. Will people be able to breathe under water in the year 2000?"
"Some of us."
"I don't want to exclude anybody."
- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Millennium"
 
"You can never have too much ice."
- Newman, in "The Millennium"
 
"For me, the next millennium must be Jerry-free."
- Newman, in "The Millennium"
 
"I never thought I'd fail at failing."
"Oh come on now."
"I can't do anything wrong."
"Nonsense. You do everything wrong."
"Everything?"
"Everything."
"You really think so?"
"Absolutely! I have no confidence in you."
"Alright. I guess I just have to pick myself up, dust myself off, and throw myself right back down again."
"That's the spirit! You suck!"
- George and Jerry, in "The Millennium"
 
"I guess I can accept a little Jerry if it gets me a lot of Elaine."
- Newman, in "The Millennium"

 

 

 
 
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