Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE MASSEUSE"


"I haven't vomited in thirteen years."
- Jerry, in "The Masseuse"
 
"So, apparently adoption leads to serial killing."
- Kramer, in "The Masseuse"
 
"It's like going to Idaho and eating carrots. I like carrots, but I'm in Idaho... I want a potato."
- Jerry, in "The Masseuse"
 
"If I were going to change my name, I'd go with Deon."
- Elaine, in "The Masseuse"
 
"Hey! I am looser than creamed corn."
- Kramer, after getting a massage, in "The Masseuse"
 
"She rubs with love."
- Kramer, on Jerry's girlfriend, in "The Masseuse"
 
"Wait a minute! I need my massages! Can't you see I'm burned out?"
- Kramer, after Jerry orders him to stay away from his girlfriend, in "The Masseuse"
 
"Just look at me. Now tell me I'm not Kramer."
- Kramer, in "The Masseuse"
 
"What about my massage?!"
"Ask Newman."
- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Masseuse"
 
"Does everybody in the world have to like you?"
"Yes, yes! Everybody in the world has to like me! I must be liked!"
- Karen and George, in "The Masseuse"
 
"You're a massage teaser."
- Jerry, in "The Masseuse"
 
"This woman hates me so much, I'm starting to like her."
- George, in "The Masseuse"
 
 
 
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