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Seinfeld Quotes... |
"THE
MASSEUSE"
- "I
haven't vomited in thirteen years."
- - Jerry,
in "The Masseuse"
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- "So,
apparently adoption leads to serial killing."
- - Kramer,
in "The Masseuse"
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- "It's
like going to Idaho and eating carrots. I like carrots,
but I'm in Idaho... I want a potato."
- - Jerry,
in "The Masseuse"
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- "If I
were going to change my name, I'd go with Deon."
- - Elaine,
in "The Masseuse"
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- "Hey! I
am looser than creamed corn."
- - Kramer,
after getting a massage, in "The Masseuse"
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- "She
rubs with love."
- - Kramer,
on Jerry's girlfriend, in "The Masseuse"
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- "Wait a
minute! I need my massages! Can't you see I'm burned
out?"
- - Kramer,
after Jerry orders him to stay away from his girlfriend,
in "The Masseuse"
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- "Just
look at me. Now tell me I'm not Kramer."
- - Kramer,
in "The Masseuse"
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- "What
about my massage?!"
- "Ask
Newman."
- - Kramer
and Jerry, in "The Masseuse"
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- "Does
everybody in the world have to like you?"
- "Yes,
yes! Everybody in the world has to like me! I must be
liked!"
- - Karen
and George, in "The Masseuse"
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- "You're
a massage teaser."
- - Jerry,
in "The Masseuse"
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- "This
woman hates me so much, I'm starting to like her."
- - George,
in "The Masseuse"
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