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Seinfeld Quotes... |
"THE
MANGO"
- "Tub is
love."
- - Jerry,
in "The Mango"
-
- "Nobody
knows what to do. You just close your eyes, you hope for
the best. I really think they're happy if you just make
an effort."
- - Jerry,
in "The Mango"
-
- "Who's
fakin'?"
- - Elaine,
in "The Mango"
-
- "That
whole thing, the whole production, it was all an
act?"
- - Jerry,
after Elaine told him that she always faked it, in
"The Mango"
-
- "They've
all been faking..."
- - Jerry,
in "The Mango"
-
- "The
woman had an orgasm under false pretenses. That's sexual
perjury!"
- - Jerry,
in "The Mango"
-
- "You
know, I heard her screaming from my apartment. She woke
me up a few times."
- - Kramer,
admiring Elaine's ability to fake it, in "The
Mango"
-
- "I know
how to press those buttons, buddy."
- - Kramer,
in "The Mango"
-
- "You
know, I faked it."
- - Kramer,
in "The Mango"
-
- "This
peach is sub-par."
- - Kramer,
in "The Mango"
-
- "You
gotta stand behind your fruit."
- - Kramer,
in "The Mango"
-
- "What am
I gonna do for fruit?!"
- - Kramer,
starting to panic, in "The Mango"
-
- "Give me
another shot!"
- - Jerry,
wanting another chance to make Elaine happy, in "The
Mango"
-
- "Fifteen
minutes! I can make it happen!"
- - Jerry,
pleading with Elaine, in "The Mango"
-
- "Oh that
Meryl Streep. She's such a phoney baloney!"
- - Jerry,
in "The Mango"
-
- "Can't
you tell I'm upset?"
- "No,
maybe you're faking!"
- - Elaine
and Jerry, in "The Mango"
-
- "They're
mysterious little fellows, aren't they?"
- - Jerry,
in "The Mango"
-
- "If I
give you money, would you go out and get me some
fruit?"
- - Kramer
to Jerry, after being barred from the fruit store, in
"The Mango"
-
- "They
don't have a decent piece of fruit at the supermarket.
The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry... I don't know
what's going on with the papayas!"
- - Kramer,
in "The Mango"
-
- "I'm
gonna make you a fruit list."
- - Kramer,
after Jerry agrees to go to the fruit store, in "The
Mango"
-
- "I like
mangoes."
- - Kramer,
in "The Mango"
-
- "I can't
buy mangoes and plantains?"
- - Jerry,
talking with a suspicious fruit store owner, in "The
Mango"
-
- "I've
only got hundreds."
- - Kramer,
asked for change, in "The Mango"
-
- "This is
like a taste explosion."
- - George,
tasting his first mango, in "The Mango"
-
- "Well
well, if it isn't the first lady of the American
theatre."
- - Jerry,
to Elaine, in "The Mango"
-
- "Alright,
let's go. I'll give ya half an hour."
- - Elaine,
letting Jerry have another shot, in "The Mango"
-
- "We have
to have sex to save the friendship."
- - Jerry,
in "The Mango"
