Seinfeld Quotes...


"Who's gonna be O'Brien?"
"I'll be O'Brien."
"Who am I?"
"You're you."
"Just me?"
"You don't want to be you?"
"Well, if you're gonna be O'Brien, why can't I be somebody?"
"Like who?"
"Dylan Murphy."
"What? Now you want to be Dylan Murphy?"
"Well, I like Dylan."
"You can be Colin."
"Colin O'Brien."
"I'm Dylan Murphy."
"I'm Colin O'Brien."
- Jerry and George, in "The Limo"
"Hello, Ma? It's me. Guess where I am? In the back of a limo. No, nobody died. It's a long story, I can't tell you now. Because I can't. I said I can't. If I could, I would. Would you stop it. All right, look, I'm getting off. No, I'm not telling you. How's this - I'm never telling you. I don't care. No. Fine. Never!"
- George, in "The Limo"
"I'm telling you, the jig is up."
"It was a bad jig to begin with. We never should've started this jig."
"It was a good jig."
"It was a bad jig. A terrible terrible jig."
- George and Jerry, in "The Limo"
"Let's just jump out of the car."
"We're doing sixty miles per hour."
"So, we jump and roll. You won't get hurt."
"Who are you, Mannix?"
- George and Jerry, in "The Limo"
"You took a cab?"
"Yeah, so?"
"How much do you make?"
"I'm not telling you."
"Ah, c'mon, I'll tell you how much I make."
"I know how much you make."
- Kramer and Elaine, in "The Limo"
"Nice lookin' Luger."
- Jerry, in "The Limo"
"Did you see the way she was looking at me?"
"She's a Nazi, George, a Nazi!"
"I know, I know. Kind of a cute Nazi, though."
- George and Jerry, in "The Limo"
I can't run. I have a bad hamstring."
"How'd that happen?"
"I hurt it in a hotel room. You know the way they tuck the covers in real tight in those hotel rooms? I can't sleep like that, so I tried to kick it out and I pulled it."
- George and Jerry, in "The Limo"
"They can't shoot us in the city."
"Naah, no one's ever been shot in the city."
- George and Jerry, in "The Limo"
"There's always been something very strange about Jerry. Always so clean and organized."
- Kramer, in "The Limo"
"I know Jerry. He's not a Nazi. No. He's just neat."
- Elaine, in "The Limo"
"I may not look like a Murphy, but I act like a Murphy."
- Jerry, in "The Limo"
"And the peat...aaah, the peat!"
- Jerry, in "The Limo"
"Jerry, he's too normal to be a comedian."
- Kramer, in "The Limo"
"I am not O'Brien!"
- George, in "The Limo"


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