"Well,
if you're gonna be O'Brien, why can't I be
somebody?"
"Like
who?"
"Dylan
Murphy."
"Okay..."
"What?
Now you want to be Dylan Murphy?"
"Well, I
like Dylan."
"You can
be Colin."
"Colin
O'Brien."
"I'm
Dylan Murphy."
"I'm
Colin O'Brien."
- Jerry
and George, in "The Limo"
"Hello,
Ma? It's me. Guess where I am? In the back of a limo. No,
nobody died. It's a long story, I can't tell you now.
Because I can't. I said I can't. If I could, I would.
Would you stop it. All right, look, I'm getting off. No,
I'm not telling you. How's this - I'm never telling you.
I don't care. No. Fine. Never!"
- George,
in "The Limo"
"I'm
telling you, the jig is up."
"It was
a bad jig to begin with. We never should've started this
jig."
"It was
a good jig."
"It was
a bad jig. A terrible terrible jig."
- George
and Jerry, in "The Limo"
"Let's
just jump out of the car."
"We're
doing sixty miles per hour."
"So, we
jump and roll. You won't get hurt."
"Who are
you, Mannix?"
- George
and Jerry, in "The Limo"
"You
took a cab?"
"Yeah,
so?"
"How
much do you make?"
"I'm not
telling you."
"Ah,
c'mon, I'll tell you how much I make."
"I know
how much you make."
- Kramer
and Elaine, in "The Limo"
"Nice
lookin' Luger."
- Jerry,
in "The Limo"
"Did you
see the way she was looking at me?"
"She's a
Nazi, George, a Nazi!"
"I know,
I know. Kind of a cute Nazi, though."
- George
and Jerry, in "The Limo"
I can't run.
I have a bad hamstring."
"How'd
that happen?"
"I hurt
it in a hotel room. You know the way they tuck the covers
in real tight in those hotel rooms? I can't sleep like
that, so I tried to kick it out and I pulled it."
- George
and Jerry, in "The Limo"
"They
can't shoot us in the city."
"Naah,
no one's ever been shot in the city."
- George
and Jerry, in "The Limo"
"There's
always been something very strange about Jerry. Always so
clean and organized."
- Kramer,
in "The Limo"
"I know
Jerry. He's not a Nazi. No. He's just neat."
- Elaine,
in "The Limo"
"I may
not look like a Murphy, but I act like a Murphy."
