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Seinfeld Quotes... |
"THE
LETTER"
- "I like
the button fly. That is one place on my wardrobe I do not
need sharp interlocking metal teeth. It's a mink trap
down there."
- - Jerry,
in "The Letter"
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- "I don't
get art."
- "There's
nothing to get."
- "No, it
always has to be explained to me, and then I have to have
someone explain the explanation."
- - George
and Jerry, in "The Letter"
- "Are you
an art lover?"
- "I'm an
art adorer!"
- - Nina
and George, in "The Letter"
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- "I sense
great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An
innocent orphan in the post-modern world."
- "I see a
parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking
only to gratify his basest and most immediate
urges."
- "His
struggle is man's struggle. He lifts my spirit."
- "He is a
loathesome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away."
- "He
transcends time and space."
- "He
sickens me."
- "I love
it."
- "Me
too."
- - An
elderly art loving couple, admiring the painting of
Kramer, in "The Letter"
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- "I love
a good posse."
- "What's
the appeal of the posse?"
- "The
appeal of the posse? Posse has tremendous appeal. Get
away from the job, you camp out, you're with friends. I
mean, come on, it's a week-long game of hide-and-go-seek
on horseback."
- - Jerry
and Nina, in "The Letter"
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- "How
dare you impugn my clicking!"
- - Jerry,
with the TV remote, in "The Letter"
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