Seinfeld Quotes...


"I like the button fly. That is one place on my wardrobe I do not need sharp interlocking metal teeth. It's a mink trap down there."
- Jerry, in "The Letter"
"I don't get art."
"There's nothing to get."
"No, it always has to be explained to me, and then I have to have someone explain the explanation."
- George and Jerry, in "The Letter"
"Are you an art lover?"
"I'm an art adorer!"
- Nina and George, in "The Letter"
"I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world."
"I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges."
"His struggle is man's struggle. He lifts my spirit."
"He is a loathesome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away."
"He transcends time and space."
"He sickens me."
"I love it."
"Me too."
- An elderly art loving couple, admiring the painting of Kramer, in "The Letter"
"I love a good posse."
"What's the appeal of the posse?"
"The appeal of the posse? Posse has tremendous appeal. Get away from the job, you camp out, you're with friends. I mean, come on, it's a week-long game of hide-and-go-seek on horseback."
- Jerry and Nina, in "The Letter"
"How dare you impugn my clicking!"
- Jerry, with the TV remote, in "The Letter"
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