Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE LETTER"

"I like the button fly. That is one place on my wardrobe I do not need sharp interlocking metal teeth. It's a mink trap down there."

- Jerry, in "The Letter"

 

"I don't get art."

"There's nothing to get."

"No, it always has to be explained to me, and then I have to have someone explain the explanation."

- George and Jerry, in "The Letter"

"Are you an art lover?"

"I'm an art adorer!"

- Nina and George, in "The Letter"

 

"I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world."

"I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges."

"His struggle is man's struggle. He lifts my spirit."

"He is a loathesome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away."

"He transcends time and space."

"He sickens me."

"I love it."

"Me too."

- An elderly art loving couple, admiring the painting of Kramer, in "The Letter"

 

"I love a good posse."

"What's the appeal of the posse?"

"The appeal of the posse? Posse has tremendous appeal. Get away from the job, you camp out, you're with friends. I mean, come on, it's a week-long game of hide-and-go-seek on horseback."

- Jerry and Nina, in "The Letter"

 

"How dare you impugn my clicking!"

- Jerry, with the TV remote, in "The Letter"

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