Seinfeld Quotes...


"We have to put the board in a neutral place where no one will tamper with it."
"So that's here?"
"Yes, yes, you're like Switzerland."
"I don't wanna be Switzerland."
"Jerry, Newman and I are engaged in an epic struggle for world domination. It's winner take all. People cannot be trusted."
"Don't look at me."
"Oh, I'm looking right at you, Big Daddy."
- Kramer, Jerry and Newman, discussing a game of Risk, in "The Label Maker"
"He's a re-gifter."
- Elaine, in "The Label Maker"
"I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable."
- George, in "The Label Maker"
"Alright, fine, you sit there and you watch while Newman takes over the world. But he'd be a horrible leader. And you know who's going to suffer? The little people. You and George."
- Kramer, to Jerry, in "The Label Maker"
"Are you even vaguely familiar with the concept of giving? There's no grace period."
"Well, didn't he re-gift the label maker?"
"Well, if he can re-gift, why can't you de-gift?"
- Jerry and George, in "The Label Maker"
"It's Risk. It's a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives."
- Jerry, in "The Label Maker"
"Jerry, I'm a little insulted."
"You're not a little anything, Newman."
- Newman and Jerry, in "The Label Maker"
"I don't trust this guy. I think he re-gifted, and then he de-gifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp."
- Jerry, about Tim Whatley, in "The Label Maker"
"I'm taking the Congo as a penalty!"
- Kramer, after catching Newman cheating at Risk, in "The Label Maker"
"You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine."
- Kramer, close to victory in Risk, in "The Label Maker"
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