Seinfeld Quotes...


"I wish the flamenco was popular here."
"Would you do it?"
"Yes, I think I would."
"Well, I knew you had an affinity for it because it's the dance of a very proud people."
- George and Jerry, in "The Kiss Hello"
"I love these people. You can't ask them questions. They're so mentally gifted that we mustn't disturb the delicate genius unless it's in the confines of an office. When huge sums of money are involved then the delicate genius can be disturbed!"
- George, in "The Kiss Hello"
"I'm going on record right now, that was my last kiss hello. I am getting off the kiss program with her."
"Well, frankly, outside of a sexual relationship, I don't see the point to it. I'm not thrilled with all the handshaking either, but one step at a time."
- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Kiss Hello"
"This is going to be my first opportunity to not kiss her hello."
"What is the big deal about putting your lips on somebody's face?"
"It's the obligation. You know, as soon as this person comes in, you know you have to do this. I mean, if you could, say, touch a breast as part of the kiss hello, then I think I could see the value in it a little better."
"How about an intercourse hello? How would that be?"
- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Kiss Hello"
"The delicate genius has a policy!"
- George, in "The Kiss Hello"
"That's just what I need... more kissing."
- Jerry, in "The Kiss Hello"
"I'll tell you another thing, Cosmo Kramer or whatever you want to be called, the kissing thing is over. There's no more kissing and I don't care what the consequences are!"
- Jerry, to Kramer, in "The Kiss Hello"


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