Seinfeld Quotes...


"You know, revulsion has now become a valid form of attraction."
"Well, then you're driving me wild."
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Little Kicks"
"It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music."
- George, on Elaine's dancing style, in "The Little Kicks"
"During that period when my folks were separated, he went a little crazy."
"Not a very long trip."
- George and Jerry, about George's dad, in "The Little Kicks"
"I'm the bad boy. I've never been the bad boy."
"You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend."
"Yes. Yes, yes."
"The bad fiance, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk."
"Okay, the point is made."
"The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen. The bad tipper!"
- George and Jerry, in "The Little Kicks"
"You saying you want a piece of me?"
"I could drop you like a bag of dirt."
"You want a piece of me?! You got it!"
- Frank Costanza and Elaine, in "The Little Kicks"
"He wrote the check and I cashed it."
- Elaine, after her fight with Frank, in "The Little Kicks"


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